Chamber Mascots (It's raining cats & dogs)
Chloe
This Standard Schnauzer is on high alert 24/7. Chasing lizards, squirrels and protecting the house are what occupies her daily life. She loves to socialize with other dogs at the groomers, but no doggie friends are welcome at this house. Table food is scarce, but her favorite to be accidentally dropped on purpose is pizza crust. Chloe informs you if anything she does is treat worthy (taking a bath, brushing hair/teeth, etc.) by running to the treat jar. Sometimes she thinks she deserves a treat for ridiculous things – uh, NO! She, of-course, loves to go on walks. At days end, she will pester and paw at you until you tuck her into her bed.
This Standard Schnauzer is on high alert 24/7. Chasing lizards, squirrels and protecting the house are what occupies her daily life. She loves to socialize with other dogs at the groomers, but no doggie friends are welcome at this house. Table food is scarce, but her favorite to be accidentally dropped on purpose is pizza crust. Chloe informs you if anything she does is treat worthy (taking a bath, brushing hair/teeth, etc.) by running to the treat jar. Sometimes she thinks she deserves a treat for ridiculous things – uh, NO! She, of-course, loves to go on walks. At days end, she will pester and paw at you until you tuck her into her bed.
Maxine
Maxie should have been named Perdue because she is such a chicken! She is the proverbial “scaredy- cat”; however she rules over her brother, Smokey, completely disregarding his ability to smush her whole body with a single paw! She adopted me two years ago.
Maxie should have been named Perdue because she is such a chicken! She is the proverbial “scaredy- cat”; however she rules over her brother, Smokey, completely disregarding his ability to smush her whole body with a single paw! She adopted me two years ago.
Smokey
Smokey, aka Bad Boy, totally rejects the fact that he is feline and
enthusiastically embraces his delusion of personhood. He adopted me 14 years
ago.
Smokey, aka Bad Boy, totally rejects the fact that he is feline and
enthusiastically embraces his delusion of personhood. He adopted me 14 years
ago.
Bear
Bear is a Bernese Mountain Dog. His birthday is October 22, 2012. He is extremely fast when he's chasing squirrels along the fence line. The squirrels have still eluded him to this day but continues the chase every chance he gets. He loves ice cubes in his water bowl and going for truck rides. Most of the time, you will find Bear inside soaking up air conditioning!
Bear is a Bernese Mountain Dog. His birthday is October 22, 2012. He is extremely fast when he's chasing squirrels along the fence line. The squirrels have still eluded him to this day but continues the chase every chance he gets. He loves ice cubes in his water bowl and going for truck rides. Most of the time, you will find Bear inside soaking up air conditioning!
Clementine
Breed: Yellow Lab, From Pensacola Florida, currently residing in Citrus County, Florida.
Education: Obedience school (supposedly)
Favorite food: Any of my humans' leftovers.
Favorite song: Oh My Darlin'
Likes: Going for a walk, going for a car ride, chilling at home with my humans, howling.
Dislikes: Thunder, fireworks and yappy little dogs.
Breed: Yellow Lab, From Pensacola Florida, currently residing in Citrus County, Florida.
Education: Obedience school (supposedly)
Favorite food: Any of my humans' leftovers.
Favorite song: Oh My Darlin'
Likes: Going for a walk, going for a car ride, chilling at home with my humans, howling.
Dislikes: Thunder, fireworks and yappy little dogs.
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Gus
Naomi
Arabella
It is no exaggeration to say Arabella has a weight problem. We could concentrate on that; however, her attitude is worse. Both heavy and cantankerous, this supposedly-teacup Yorkie tips the scale at a brow-raising 25 pounds. We are all pretty sure that’s a record. If not, it’s pretty darned close. Her vet refers to her as a “freak of nature." Her heft, coupled with her ill-mannered bearing, makes her a bit of a bully to others in the family. She does find solace in the occasional soak in the pool - an activity she does on her own personal raft, in solitude so all in the household can embrace the respite from her demanding nature. She’s inherently noisy, barking without provocation and occasionally grunting like a pig.
It is no exaggeration to say Arabella has a weight problem. We could concentrate on that; however, her attitude is worse. Both heavy and cantankerous, this supposedly-teacup Yorkie tips the scale at a brow-raising 25 pounds. We are all pretty sure that’s a record. If not, it’s pretty darned close. Her vet refers to her as a “freak of nature." Her heft, coupled with her ill-mannered bearing, makes her a bit of a bully to others in the family. She does find solace in the occasional soak in the pool - an activity she does on her own personal raft, in solitude so all in the household can embrace the respite from her demanding nature. She’s inherently noisy, barking without provocation and occasionally grunting like a pig.
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Chloe This little wisp of a dog has a high-stepping gait, resembling a deer when out walking on her leash. She must wear a leash because she would love to take off and explore, and she’s fast enough to do it. Her athletic frame and svelte profile provided a short run as a dog model in Caracas a few years back. When that job ended, she immigrated, legally, to Sugarmill Woods. As fate would have, Chloe lost her home and was on the way to the county shelter before being rescued by a loving family in Inverness. It is there she now resides, spending her days sipping water and nibbling kibble when she’s not sunning poolside. At night, she is the consummate pet, perfecting her role as a lovable companion. |
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Archie
Archie is not bright; however, he is terribly handsome. Born in the hills of North Carolina, Archie made his way to the warmth of Florida when he could no longer handle, what he considered, bitter cold. His career as a hunter was cut short after he was discovered to be allergic to the outdoors. It was then Arch decided to become a Championship Sleeper. So dedicated is he, devoting twenty-three hours out of each day to practicing. When he is not practicing, he is eating and he would like to be eating whatever you may be eating. Dietary discretion is not his strong suit. However, he is abundantly friendly and would make a terrible watchdog, except for his howling bark which would drive off the most hardened evil -doer. |
